A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it.
She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why thes things were hidden in his dresser drawer.
The husband said I’m sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time
I cheated on you or the last 3o years I put a golf ball in the drawer
The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said
“I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad!
Oh by the way wha is the $2000 in the drawer
The husband replied” Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them
