The alcoholic came to the yoga school.
– Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I think I am ready. Can you please give me a few lessons.
– Of course, welcome to the family!
(Two months later).
– So how are you? Have your drinking habits changed?
– Yes, that’s really a game changer! All my family and friends are impressed! Now I can drink shots standing on my head in the bar!