What do u call a cow with 4 legs? A cow What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Tri-tip What do u call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Meat What do you call a cow with 1 leg?
Steak. What do u call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake What do you call a cow with epilepsy?
Beef jerkey What do you call a cow that doesn’t make milk?
Utterly useless What do you call a cow drowning?
In utter disaster (If you have more comment them below)